The Forbidden Word

Since i start kindy, im very fast in picking up new words, whether bad or good. And the most 'popular' word i like to said was 'STUPID'. Every time Mummy heard i said that, she will warned me and beat me, if need to. She said this is the forbidden word and im not supposed to said that.

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Today, when we're in the car on the way back to bbsitter's house, Daddy was so mad and angry with the driver in front. This fellow keep on stepping the brake unnecessarily. So the word 'stupid' blurted out from Daddy mouth.

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So, this conversation started.

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Wyson : Mummy, did u heard what Daddy said?

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Mummy : What ? What Daddy said? ( Mummy was having her nap at the back , so not paying any attention)

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Wyson : He said that word. Mummy said cannot said that word. So beat beat Daddy.

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Mummy : Huh? Daddy really said that? ( Looking at Daddy, and he just nod). Ok, Mummy will beat Daddy, and must remember cannot said this word.

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Wyson : See, see, Mummy beat beat... cannot said this word again.. Next time must said 'Adui'...

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Mummy : Hah? Adui? Why adui?

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Wyson : Yes, said Adui, cannot said that word...

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Mummy and Daddy burst out laughing. They cant understand why im using 'Adui' to replace that forbidden word. I also dont know why, but i learn this Adui from my friend, he loves to said this too... So next time must remember , everytime wanna said that word, pls said ADUI.....